If Stephen Hawking payed you $10,000 to kill Oprah, would you do it?

I would take the money and run; unless that chair of his is seriously tricked out, there's no way he'd catch me.

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If you could have invented one thing, what would it have been?

Thomas Edison.

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What would your dream job look like?

Fun - lots of it - accompanied by an unlimited expense account.

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What was the best concert you went to?

Neurosis, "Through Silver in Blood" tour.
Opera House - Toronto, Ontario Canada 1996.

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How many countries have you traveled to?

Just one.
(so far!)

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What was the worst advice you've ever received?

Follow the rules and be quiet.

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If you could look like anybody, who would it be?

You're lookin' at him, so to speak.

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