"B*rthday," the dirtiest word

I despise the b-word, I really do; the last thing I'd ever take pleasure in is this annual reminder of my inevitable expiry date.

Nevertheless, today is "my" day - which, incidentally, coincides with the anniversary of the Hiroshima bombing (happy frikkin D-Day to me) - thusly, I humbly request presents via my brand new "Donate" widget at the top-right of this page.

As a perpetually-starving student, a decent meal is all I ask - so donate a sandwich or something, yeah? I promise that I'll christen my next meal with your name. Alternately, you're welcome to visit my Amazon wish list, because a decent meal only goes so far.